Why is that you have wine labels on bottles of wine with descriptions that may say something along the lines of (a delightfully alive luscious wine with a crisp clean finish. Fabulous with chicken and fish. Serve chilled and enjoy with your friends).
Why not be upfront and honest and say something along the line of ( O for awesome wine definately capable of getting you on your arse, inspiring drop to stimulate the brain cells, making you feel you are able to take on the world and deal with any/everything that is in your path. Fabulous with or without food, great with cigarettes. Serve chilled or unchilled and enjoy with yourself or with friends.